Christians of the World:  Unite!

By

 Barbara J. Stock

I receive an English comic book several times a week via e-mail called:  “The Party for Islamic Renewal.”  In one of their latest issues, British Muslims are wailing about how badly Muslims are treated around the world.  The Muslims of England must unite to protest the horrible, evil, cruel, and completely unjust persecution and oppression of Muslims.  Muslims complain that in France, the locals don’t like the Muslim girls to wear their hijabs.  This is an outrage.  

I understand that in Egypt a woman is encouraged to wear the hijab.  In fact, I believe it’s mandatory, especially if she is going to open fire on innocent and unarmed tourists with an AK-47.    

Did you know that Christians in Muslim countries are not even allowed to pray or wear a small cross?  If they do, they are thrown in prison and tortured.  Do Muslims see this as oppression?  Of course not, Christians have no rights.  Christians are barely considered human, unlike Jews, whom Muslims consider to be monkeys. 

These Muslim Brits are protesting the killing in Iraq.  Apparently, these particular Muslims are illiterate as well as deaf and blind.  These Muslims that enjoy western freedom of speech in London must protest the Muslims being killed in Iraq.  The only real problem is that many of those doing the killing in Iraq are from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Jordan, and Yemen.  The rest are bought-off Iraqi Muslims.  The people being killed are indeed mostly Iraqi Muslims.  Are they being killed by the Americans or the British?  No! They are being killed by Muslims.  There were nearly 100 Iraqis killed in just the last two days.  

Do these British Muslims protest the slaughter of Muslims by Muslims?  Don’t be silly!  That is never mentioned.  Have these pampered British Islamics noticed that the only place Muslims are truly oppressed is in Islamic countries? 

Unfortunately, because of the prevalence of the “politically correct” ideology in the free world, everyone bends over backwards not to offend Muslims, while Islamics are doing everything that they can to take over the world.  What fools these Muslims must think we are.  I have a surprise for the followers of Mohammed.  We aren’t all fools. 

I think if the Western Muslims feel that life under the decadent western lifestyle is so horrible, they should immigrate to a strict Muslim country.  I hear that Iran is the perfect Islamic society.  If it is unbendable Islamic law Western Muslims want, then go to Iran. There are plenty of gallows there—no waiting.  Holes to be buried in for stoning are already dug and waiting for those women who violate Sharia law.   

You British Muslim women: don’t be afraid to move to Saudi Arabia.  Of course, driving a car isn’t allowed by women; or having a job; or leaving the house unattended with anything more than your eyes showing.  But hey, that’s Islam.  Muslims tell me that Islam is paradise!  Embrace the oppression!

I hear over and over how brutally the poor, innocent Muslims are being treated in the prison at Guantanamo Bay.  They have showers; they have three Islamic meals a day; they are allowed to pray five times a day; they have a copy of the Quran to read, air conditioning and an Imam that visits them.  I have read that—and this is so horrible that I want all readers under the age of 18 years to stop reading now.  These men, who have slaughtered innocent people with wild abandon and great joy in the name of Islam, are forced to stand—sometimes for hours—in a room with the air conditioning turned up!  Some have even missed afternoon tea.  Oh, the humanity!  Life must be hell for those poor men.  The younger prisoners are forced to attend school!  How much more inhuman can it get?  I think Muslims should rise up and protest such barbaric treatment.   

Muslims believe that it is far more humane to behead prisoners quickly after torturing them.  They suffer less after their heads are separated from their bodies.  If they are especially good prisoners, they might even be disemboweled after being hung upside down and beaten for hours! 

Female prisoners are treated to sex, many, many times by their captors before they are killed. Christian women in Nigeria are given a free breast-reduction before they die.  Some fortunate fellow Muslims have been stuffed alive into hot bread ovens by an Islamic cleric!  What an honor that must have been.   

The “Party for Islamic Renewal” decries the unfair anti-terrorism laws!  They claim these laws are unfair only to Muslims!  HEY!  If 99.9% of the terrorists of the world weren’t Muslim, the civilized world wouldn’t need such laws.  It’s not that hard to figure out.  Were there anti-terrorism laws before Muslims started blowing up the world?   

There really is only one thing left for us Christians to do.  Capitulate?  Are you crazy as well as suicidal?  Christians of the world:  Unite!  Protest the illegal arrest and imprisonment of Christians in Muslim countries.  Rally against the slaughter of Christians in Sudan, Nigeria, Iraq, and the Philippines!  Tell Saudi Arabia to be honest, just once, and make it admit it wants all non-Muslims dead. 

Christians should start letter writing campaigns to Muslim leaders demanding that they stop the suicide bombers.  Tell Islam that Muslim clerics who preach terrorism in the mosque must be arrested.  Insist that Christians be allowed to pray and practice their faith no matter where they are living.  Pass laws that make the forced conversions to Islam an automatic life-in-prison crime—in a prison with Jewish guards.  Make the mutilation of young girls, lovingly called “female circumcision” by Islam, a capital offense.  Tell Muslim men that when they slit the throats of their daughters or sisters because they think their “honor” has been blemished, they will actually hang for it. 

Furthermore:  Demand the extradition of all known terrorists in Islamic countries to a tiny uninhabited island in the Pacific where they will only be allowed to kill each other.  Pass laws stating that unless Islam stops it murderous ways, all Muslims must wear identification, so that innocent people can see them coming and take the appropriate steps to assure their safety and protect their children.  

Muslims should not be allowed to wear anything more than a T-shirt in public so that bomb-belts can be seen, no matter what the weather.  Muslims should not be allowed to own or drive cars or own guns of any kind.  Their hands should be checked daily for explosive residue.   

Muslims think they are oppressed?  They don’t know the meaning of the word, but we can educate them.  Oppressed is how every non-Muslim lives in a Muslim country.  Oppressed is how the majority of Muslim women are forced to live under strict Islamic law—as property, rather than human beings.  Oppressed is how the citizens live, even the Muslim ones, under the cruel laws of Islam.  

I will extend my invitation to Hindus and Buddhists and Jews.  In fact, I think even atheists, agnostics, and druids should join us.  Come one-come all and protest the injustice and cruelty of Islam.  Let them know you will not allow Islam to rule the world.  

Let Muslims know that we are going to continue to watch them on our airplanes and trains.  If one of them appears to be trying to blow up the plane the rest of the passengers are obliged to beat the daylights out of him.  The bomber can only be tossed out of the plane at 30,000 feet if the plane is over that tiny pacific island.   

Contact every blog and website.  Write your local newspaper.  Call your local radio and television stations.  Write your countries leaders and demand that the Islamic fanny-kissing stop right now!  The West should develop its own form of Sharia law for Western Muslims who believe they are oppressed.  Then they can say they are oppressed. 

There is one exception:  Most of the Muslims now living under strict Islamic rule who have realized it was all a sham.  They should be exempt.  They have suffered enough.