Hello Progressives! Greens! Pacifists! Populists! Or whatever the hell you Cadillac Commies are calling yourself these days.

Welcome to Heart-Break Motel.

We have TV in every room, where you can watch in total comfort your so-called hard-left newly elected Congressional candidates soft-shoe it around a much promised troop withdrawal from Iraq. A quarter dropped into the coin slot on the nightstand will activate the “vibro-massage” that will soothe that furrowed populist brow and those tense proletarian shoulders.

Just what the hell was that non-binding Iraq Conflict resolution thingie all about? 

There’s no way you don’t feel like you’ve been taken for a ride by your shiny new Liberal Dem elected officials. Face it, they used your mindless hatred against President Bush and your lack of understanding of the Iraq conflict to get themselves in office. Most of those guys are clever shisters, they know full well we can’t just pull out of Iraq, but they made you think that they would make it happen, just to get themselves elected .

So much for your Democrat party’s ideological superiority, … huh.

Hey don’t feel too bad, we Conservative, Reactionary, Right-Wingers are in pretty much the same boat as you. You see, our beloved President Bush keeps bending, folding, spindling, and mutilating our loyalty and affections towards him. His juvenile delinquent attitude towards illegal immigration is giving us fits. The outrageous US Justice Department’s prosecution of Compean and Ramos has got our panties all in knots. Our “less than bright” tactics in Iraq, are making us question the sacrifice of our troops.

At least you have something to look forward to, a fact which no event, or catastrophe will deter or delay: an increase in taxes. Our beloved Dubya has spent taxpayer money on the war like a drunk sailor; but he’s done it without increasing our taxes. You Liberal Left types will spend likewise but on warm fuzzy psychobabble do-nothing social programs and pay for it by increasing our taxes. Won’t that be just socially-responsible-peachy? 

Hey we are damned if we do, and we are damned if we don’t.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have straight forward politicians, who behaved according to their declared party philosophy? Just plain vanilla, Leftist, Secularist, Liberals against simple straight Christian, Right-Wing, Conservatives? Right now we have a lame-duck Republican President behaving like an irresponsible Liberal Democrat when it comes to spending and US Border enforcement. So what will we get when y’all elect your Democrat candidate? Hey, I can’t even guess anymore, and either can you. Does that not scare you? It should.

Sergio from Camarillo